Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Clean Sweep

The lovely wife and I are big fans of The Learning Channel on television, and one of the shows we have enjoyed (although the novelty is beginning to wear off) is called “Clean Sweep.” If you’ve seen it, you already know the modus operandi of the show.

Here’s how it works: a professional organizer and his team of several invade (invited, of course) the homes people who are hopelessly disorganized and assist them in getting rid of “junk” and deciding what “stuff” to keep and what “stuff” to get rid of. It’s sometimes interesting to try and figure out at the beginning which partner in a married couple is the bigger pack-rat. Sometimes it’s easy to tell, but sometimes it’s not.

We have learned some things watching the show that have helped us to further cull our stashed away stuff and simplify our lives a bit. We also congratulate ourselves a bit because we are not nearly as bad as any of the people that we have seen on TV. If you’re wondering which of us is the pack-rat, I humbly confess that it is none other than myself. She says she used to be, but I have a tough time believing it.

With the help of my wife and her parents, the music suite is undergoing a bit of a clean sweep right now. The improvements currently taking place in the music library will eventually happen in the choir room and in the robe rooms. The men’s robe room is especially in need of attention. It is still reeling from the emergency relocation of stuff during the sanctuary renovation. It is more neatly organized now than it was, but there is still work to be done. Take heart, men. It will happen.

It’s hard for me to throw stuff out on my own. I read something in Newsweek recently written by someone who called the problem “infonoia” – the anxiety that if you throw something away (a receipt, a user manual, etc.), you will find yourself needing it and wishing you had kept it. Sunday evening, with the help of my wife and her parents (Pappaw was a minister of music before he went to work for the state convention), we removed enough junk from the music library to fill the bed of my pickup truck to the rim. As we go through the stuff in the choir room, we’ll get rid of some other stuff that’s been cluttering our lives and reorganize the rest in newly reclaimed space in the music library.

It’s sometimes hard to get rid of old stuff, but there’s also a feeling of freedom and release when the old stuff has actually been a burden rather than a blessing. I think there’s a sermon illustration in that somewhere.

That’s enough to think about for now.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Little Things Do Something Big

Recently (late April, I think) students from the Tokyo Institute of Technology succeeded in flying an ultra-light airplane a distance of 391 metres (1,283ft). What’s so remarkable about that feat? Nothing, really, until we learn that the airplane was powered only by standard AA household batteries. Read on to find out how many.

The AA battery has replaced the D and C cells in volume of sales in recent years … mainly due to the personal electronics industry. The first portable transistor radios I remember used 9-volt batteries. The Sony Walkman began the current (no pun intended) AA trend more that 20 years ago. Nowadays, even full-size flashlights are as likely to be designed for AA battery power as they are for D or C batteries. Do you remember when, in order to get a decent amount of light out of a flashlight, it had to be one that required that huge 6-volt brick (or at least the smaller 6-volt brick)? AA batteries used to be only for toys, and for wimpy ones at that. Not any more. Modern advances in LED technology can deliver a lot of light from a compact, AA-powered flashlight. The AA battery has become the industry standard for commercial applications as well (e.g. our new wireless microphones).

By now you’re probably thinking, “He usually has a point, even if it is a lame one,” and you’re right. It may be lame (and I may edit it several times before I give it to you on Wednesday night), but I do indeed have a point.

Would you care to hazard a guess as to how many batteries it required to power that plane? It weighed just 44kg (about 95lb) and was piloted by a student weighing 63kg (about 135lb). It only flew for about a minute, and not very fast, but remember it was powered only by AA batteries. Certain applications draw more current than others, and few things draw more current than an electric motor (as was obviously used to turn the plane’s propeller). But it did fly!

OK, I’ve teased you long enough. How many AA batteries did they use? 160. That’s all. I thought it would have required more.

So what’s the point? The point is this: as an individual you may feel that you are only one, and that your voice is not very strong. You may feel that it doesn’t matter a whole lot whether you are here or not. But just as many small batteries joined together to fly an airplane the distance of 4 football fields, when many small voices join together in a choir, the message of the truth of God can be transmitted beyond our imagination. Never confuse apparent size or strength with significance. And never assume that your small voice doesn’t make a huge difference.

That’s enough to think about for now.

Monday, July 17, 2006

Things that make you go "Hmmmm...."

Trivia question: Name the following company based on its litany of honors...

  • Received six awards in 2000 for being environmentally friendly
  • Fortune - America's most innovative company for six consecutive years (1996 to 2001)
  • Fortune - America's #2 company for Quality of Management, 2001
  • Fortune - America's 22nd best company to work for in 2000
  • Fortune - 2nd ranked American company for employee talent in 2000
  • Financial Times - Energy Company of the Year, 2000
  • Global Finance - World's best company in the Energy Sector, 2001

Answer: Enron...

Source: John C. Maxwell's Leadership Wired (e-mail newsletter), Volume 9 Issue 10.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Interesting transitions

Pappaw and I had a most interesting experience on Monday. Because I’m nursing a kidney stone (I haven’t passed it yet, but at least it’s not bothering me much right now) he went along with me to take the stick-boy (age 12) up to RA camp for the week. Pappaw was my safety backup in case the stone decided to move in such a way as to make it difficult for me to drive. Thankfully, it didn’t. Nonetheless, we had a great time. I'm thankful for a father-in-law whose company I actively enjoy.

We learned about 3 weeks ago that the stick-boy would be the only one from this church at camp this week. Concerned that he might not want to go solo, our RA director called us to let us know. When we asked him, he didn’t hesitate to say that he was still just as excited about going. He’s been in a shy stage the past couple of years, so we were pleasantly surprised. I had never been to Camp McCall before, but everything we have heard about it is wonderful. In true boys’ camp style, rustic is a nice word for the cabins … rustic, but very livable. All of the other facilities that we saw looked to be in great shape, and the mountain setting is quite lovely. We haven’t heard from him, but we’d love to know everything he’s doing.

Let’s cut to the chase. We got him there and, after a bit of a wait, he was called up to the desk and I followed him through the registration process (they have it down to a fair science). He showed absolutely no sign of anxiety over being away from home for the week. After we got all the paperwork done, we began the trek up to cabin 8 (note to self: send a rolling suitcase next year). I tried to make him carry it all (if you pack it, you carry it), but it was such a long hike we ended up helping him. It wasn't too heavy, it was just cumbersome.

The cabin was deserted when we got there, although some of the earlier arrivals had already claimed bunks. We claimed his bunk (of course he wanted one on top), and stick boy paused for a few minutes to peruse the graffiti on the walls. He marveled that some dated all the way back to the mid-1980’s (wow!). I felt old.

The stick-boy looked like he was just going to stay up around the cabins, so Pappaw and I began our goodbyes and began the walk back down the steep path to the road. About halfway down, I was surprised to feel the stick-boy's arm brush mine. He has always been our physically demonstrative child. If you’re ever in the same room with him, he’ll likely be right next to you ... sometimes almost on top of you. He has always enjoyed giving and receiving hugs, but not on Monday.

When we got to the road, I paused and gave him one last word from me. I can’t really remember what I said other than “I love you.” Then I asked him if he had any last words for us. His response was an uncharacteristically quick, “Bye” … and that was that.

I think that experience may be God’s way of telling us that we’re heading down the right path. Our job as parents is to bring our kids to the place where they don’t absolutely have to have us around to be competent and confident. I think we’re getting there. What an interesting time of life!

That’s enough to think about for now.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Been away

Been away on vacation for a week. Sunday at Compass Lake, then on to PC Beach until dark-thirty Saturday morning. I'm feeling my age in a huge way. I did get up on 1 ski but couldn't hold on all the way around the lake. OK, so it's not a really small lake, but the time was when I would ski the lake 5 times in a day. I was much younger then, and skiing all the time. Muscle usage patterns have changed, and there were no ski gloves either. Mom and Dad's new boat is harder to ski behind than the wonderful 1968 Glastron that sits rotting in my back yard because I can't afford to fix it up and get it lake-worthy again.

If you're ever in PC Beach, Mike's Diner rocks. It's not long on atmosphere, but the food is very good for not a whole lot of money. If they have fried green tomatoes on the menu as one of the sides, by all means don't miss them. Thanks very much to my sister and brother-in-law for the use of their condo. We couldn't have done it without you.

On Friday I began feeling my age yet again. Thursday evening I threw the boys around in the pool just for old times sake. The stick boy is 12 and the toothpick is 15. Stick boy outweighs toothpick by a couple of pounds now ... as he has done for the past 3 years or so. I know they're getting too big for it (or that I'm too old, or both), but what kid doesn't enjoy being thrown around by his dad? On Friday my back began to hurt. I've attributed the pain mainly to the throwing around, but on Saturday I began having kidney stone symptoms as well (hemoturia mainly, as well as some renal pain to accompany the back ache). I haven't passed the stone yet, but as the stone symptoms have abated, so have the pains in the back. The long and the short of it is that now I don't know how much of the pain (if any) is muscle-related and how much is due to the kidney stone. I'm just glad it's going away.

We didn't really want to come back, but had to. I'm back at work now (Sunday went well, but Monday was a hard day), so there should be a weekly posting tomorrow ... perhaps something about the stick boy going to RA camp -- what an interesting experience!